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Piping Plover Recipes: Recipes and Cooking Tips for Piping Plovers
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Warning: Deliberately harming a piping plover on cape cod will result in a $20,000 fine since piping plovers are a protected species. preparing a piping plover meal with the above recipe will cost you $80,000 if you get caught. But some say the bone crunching satisfaction is worth every dime.
regardless, we urge you to respect Federal law and stay away from piping plover exclosures on cape cod beaches. don't disturb nesting piping plovers or they abandon their young and breed again, prolonging the closing of the beach area.