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LCD Dating Services Poll:
How much did you spend on your lover for Valentine's Day?
Calvin"Bitch charged me 20 bucks. Toothless Ho."
South Main St. Worcester MA

Norma Jizzly"I had to hit up the clinic afterward and that shit cost plenty."
-Norma Jizzly, Oxford MA

Stu Betcha"I sat around at Denny's all night and she never showed up."
-Stu Betcha, Worcester MA
Walter Combs"$300. Plus another $40 on my wife. Heh-heh."
-Walter Combs, Sturbridge MA

Coutroom UPDATE: LCD Dating Services found not liable; Ringleader Granny McDermalick and sons sentenced to 3 years in Westboro Baptist Church sodomy blackmail case;
LCD Dating Services has been cleared of wrongdoing in a blackmail scam in which 17 members of the controversial Westborough Baptist Church were bilked out of nearly $50,000. Granny would lure members of the Westboro Baptist Church onto dates using a popular web site for LCD Dating Services, with the promise of letting them fulfill their sordid sexual rape fantasies upon a defenseless old woman. Her sons would then enter the room and forcibly sodomize the men with broomsticks. | (View Article)
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Suitor #1"Shee-it Baby, you gots what I be needin'? Lets hook it up."
-Calvin, South Main St. Worcester MA
Seeking: Attractive professional female ages 16-46, Income $50k-75k+, nonsmoker preferred.

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"I'm not asking for much here guys. Give me a ride to the bar and buy a few drinks, lets get to know each other a little better."
- Norma Jizzly, Oxford MA
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- Walter Combs, Sturbridge MA
Seeking: Pretty, Young Gal with an easy smile. Alcoholics OK

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Stu Betcha, The King of Diamonds"Bet your heart on me and I'll come up all Aces, Pretty Lady. I'm your King of Diamonds"
- Stu Betcha, Worcester MA
Seeking: Affluent Divorcee with large alimony checks who enjoys Indian Casinos and scratch tickets
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- Anonymous, Homeless, MA
Seeking: Self-Employed man with a roof over his head, Cobbler or Shoe Salesman-type a plus, Disease Free

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