Outhouse Basement Politics: America in Decline |
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Better roll up your pantlegs America, the Outhouse Basement is almost Full.
We're fucked.
You can't rule the world forever I guess. |
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Nugget the Plover Assassin Trains for the 2009 Nauset Beach Season Bred with the scent-tracking prowess of Beagle and the unrelentless bloodthirst of Pug, Nugget the Plover Assassin protects Cape Cod beachgoers from the dangers of the feared predator Piping Plover.The piping plover, a plentiful nuisance throughout much of the United States, is making a dangerous return to the pristine shores of Cape Cod. Threatening all around it, the cagey Charadrius melodus is rebounding in record numbers, laying many miles of sandy coastline uninhabitable by humans. Nugget the Plover Assassin is well versed with the deadly methods of plover ingenuity. Nursed from birth on a solution of plover yolk and frigid seawater, Nugget grew up to despise the armies of plovers plotting on the grassy dunes around her at Nauset Beach in Orleans, MA. | (find out more about piping plovers) |
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| The Decline of The American Presidency American classrooms have long instilled American Democracy as the most perfect system of governance created by man. The illusion is essential to create the ambivalence required to sustain a permanent election cycle, where political self-preservation takes precedence over the needs of our country |
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"Why I support teen pregnancy"  Guest Columnist Don Whitman, Millbridge MAYears ago, late in the last millennium, Republicans anointed themselves as the saviors of “Family Values” to increase their electability among religious conservatives. Abstinence-only sex-ed policies in schools and Pro-Life views on abortion were primary tenets of this creed. This was a mistake that has destroyed the Republican Party. As our national deficit skyrocketed under their supposedly “fiscally conservative” economic policies, other hypocricies reared their ugly heads quicker than a congressional foot brushing into your stall at Midwestern airport. An urgent need was realized – since all of this national debt was being passed to our grandchildren, it is important to limit this burden as much as possible by increasing the number of people who will be paying it off. The era of Family Values has come to a close. (Read Article) |
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| "Send me money or I'll kill this tree!" Guest Columnist Don Whitman, Millbridge MA With all of you guilt-ridden environ-mental midgets out there willing to spend money on your lunatic "save the planet" conspiracies like carbon credits and organic apples, now is the perfect time to step up and show your support for your precious Mother Earth. Put your money where your mouth is. Send me money, or I’ll kill this tree! (View Article) |
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