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Cape Cod National Seashore environmentalists cancel plan to murder wildlife
Wellfleet, MA - Cape Cod National Seashore management has cancelled plans to protect cute piping plovers by poisoning ugly crows.
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Piping Plover Fun Facts

- A group of piping plovers is known as a "deceit".
- Plovers pretend to be weak and fake injuries to distract predators
- Conservation status: Piping plovers are not considered threatened, they are in a category right next to "Least concern".
Source: http://identify.whatbird.com/obj/1001/_/Piping_Plover.aspx-


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