CNBC changes primetime format to Marijuana, quits pretending to be a news network |
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Unable to compete in the 24-hour news info-tainment format, CNBC has abandoned any remaining thread of editorial dignity and will now permanently rerun a documentary on the growing Marijuana Industry at 8PM each night. |
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"Ratings have remained strong since CNBC began running this Marijuana expose 3 nights per week," said media analyst James Pickersnoot. "Since daily Marijuana users have limited mental retention, CNBC can capitalize on America's drug habit by simply replaying a show potheads are likely to rewatch." CNBC program directors were unable to be reached for comment. |
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